Alex Burke

alright stop wasting the

alcohol

by burning it

or not

i don't really care

Wentsch definitely chose the right man for the job. The right man being me, of course.

[Warded Private to Alice Chambers]

I can't drink with you anymore.

All five of my interviews are on Tuesday, it's ridiculous. Would it have been to much to ask that they spread it out a little more?

Edward, I think I am moving in on Friday.

I hate moving, too. But I may as well since my lease is up at the end of the month. I feel like I am downgrading, though.

I would still like a pet. Something slightly dangerous.

Fine, bar me from working. I don't give a shite.

I wouldn't call it free pass, though. Not when I'd rather have my parents back

Looks like the nutters have come out of the the woodwork.

I can't believe they gave everyone one of these things. Is there a way to not see what certain people are writing? Gryffindors, for example. I don't give a shite about what any of them have to say. Hufflepuffs, too, for that matter. Also, Ravenclaws do tend to be very boring. There's few things worse than a boring, long-winded person, you know.

I am considering investing in something. My first thought was a yacht, then I thought a pub might be fun. Now I'm thinking about a pub on a yacht. Too much?

I also think I may buy a pet. Living alone has gotten tedious. I think I would like a sphinx.

( Alex Burke. )